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soupsy-daisy:

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a lot of things happened today

handweavers:

eldriitchmurmurs:

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gloriousbodies:

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mice are having sex in my walls :(

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the mice are fucking AND now i’m getting heckled

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@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because…..some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

never thought i’d get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

transgendinator3000-deactivated:

miniangel:

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and he’s right

[Image transcription/

y'all love saying we going to hell but get upset when i actually go there lmao

- @LilNasX on Twitter, March 26, 2021

/end transcription]

sword-and-nightingale:

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miscellaneousmao:

A blossoming Cherrim marshmallow in a matcha latte to celebrate the start of spring and convey my wish for sunnier days ahead 🌸

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It’s rushed and far from perfect, but I really needed some extra sunshine this week and I’m glad I managed to make this idea blossom in some way 🌸

little-klng:

fufufeedee:

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If you try to bring up my old ass Bible name ur gettin blocked

guess you could say yo

ouyre doi

ur doin g tra

trans acti

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tammycat:

subtitledjerma:

world’s most fucked up substitute teacher

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Wait, I might be dumb for asking this, but aren’t feminine men called dandies?

Asked by rose-a-red

in like the late 18th to early 19th century Britian, “dandy” referred to men who paid a lot of attention to personal appearances. later on it referred to a handful of kinda playfully GNC artist guys, but I don’t think it’s ever been a universal term for all feminine men

also while I was double-checking my info i found this

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which is just *chef’s kiss*

nothorses:

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hail the motherfucking king

luxwing:

Sometimes I wonder, if I were a marrigable character in a video game, would people actually be like yeah I wanna woo this idiot or would I be on those memes people make about what your fave says about you and next to my image it says “go to therapy”